: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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