can u get pink eye on your cock?
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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