i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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