my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
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She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
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Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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