There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
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I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
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I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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