HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Last time i carry you out of a forest
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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