Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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