This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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