shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
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I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
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If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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