listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
you win again, gameday.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
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Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
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He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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