He is such a slut. More and more my type.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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