Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
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For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
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Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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