Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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