halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
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having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
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Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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