yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
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