My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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