So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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