The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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