Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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