I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
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this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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