Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
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Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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