i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
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i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
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And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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