Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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