just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
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I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
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I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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