we're blogging at a bar
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
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i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
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I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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