She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Randomize
