Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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