Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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