Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
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I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
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wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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