I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I look better un-naked...
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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