You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
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I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
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Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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