But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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