Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
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he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
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So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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