scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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