If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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