Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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