school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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