the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
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Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
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i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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