worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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