dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
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