can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
how does that bad decision feel?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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