Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
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Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
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That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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