did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
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Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
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How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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