The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
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Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
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I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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