Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
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