I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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