we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
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nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
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We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.