belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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