Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
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Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
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Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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