Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
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So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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