Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
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Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
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I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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