problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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