Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
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Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
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i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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