So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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