I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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